Ex-Choos Me

I haven’t chosen Choos for ages as my stilts of record, but these could change my tune.

Jimmy Choo Metallic Magenta Pumps On Exshoesme.com

My, my...metallic magenta...

Jimmy Choo Metallic Magenta Pointy Pumps On Exshoesme.com

Let's get to the point - I would have liked a more elongated toe, but it works here, given the shade.

Jimmy Choo Metallic Magenta Pumps Side View On Exshoesme.com

When shopping for stilts, it's all about their silhouette.

Jimmy Choo Metallic Magenta Pumps Back View On Exshoesme.com

The heel height won't kill you, the angle of the arch will. It's a study in architecture, really.

These are more than up-to-code.

Images courtesy of net-a-porter.com.

Wedge-nesday

Clunky shoe? That won’t do!

Skinny stilt? Won’t climb hills!

Is there an in-between that can mean I get through the lumps and bumps of life – and maybe even make it over Hump Day?

Camilla Skovgaard Stromboli Ankle Boots on Exshoesme.com

Grazing on the wedge - Camilla Skovgaard's Stromboli ankle boots.

Loeffler Randall Bree-s Shoe Boots on Exshoesme.com

A sensible choice to get you through mid-week - Loeffler Randall Bree-s shoe boots.

Images: Selfridges.com.

Weather Whoas

The wind outside is howling.

The girl inside is scowling.

Don’t fret, darling. Something is afoot.

The autumn leaves are charming and quite simply put,

Nothing brings out the inner glamour girl, like the right little boot.

Prabal Gurung FW11 Boot on Exshoesme.com

Prabal Gurung's not so little boots for FW11.

Image: Vogue.com.

Gothentic Flattery Required

My dears, I am on a quest.

I need pointy flats.

No sense in crying over the perfect pair I had in the early ’80s – elongated toe, patent leather, went with everything.

No sense in sobbing over the late ’80s ones I gave away in the mid ’90s – cockroach-killer, lace-up, menswear flats in perfect condition. Ok, so I still sob a little at the loss of those. It was one of those ruthless closet-cleaning moments, when I thought I would never wear flats again.

Sigh.

So now, I am on a quest. I need a gothentic pair.

Pointy. Elongated with toe cleavage. Shiny. Black.

These are the closest to my heart so far…but they are not “the ones”, you know?

Can you help me find my sole mate?

Christian Louboutin Pigalle Spiked Flats on Exshoesme.com

Monsieur Louboutin's Pigalle spikes.

Image: Netaporter.com.

Rise Above

Sometimes, a girl needs to rise above the reptilian creatures under foot and literally lift her spirits.

Snakeskin-Stilts-on-Exshoesme.com

My trusty chestnut-brown snakeskin stilts always help me rise above it all.

It’s so hard to find a shoe with an elongated toe anymore. The real ones make a point at every corner.

Make-a-point-on-exshoesme.com

I make it a point to find the right point. A clunky shoe will never do.

 

Pull Up Your Socks

Dear designers:

Can we stop with the heels and little socks already? This is not doing anyone any good.

Marni SS12 Socks and Sandals on Exshoesme.com

Let's kick this habit, shall we?

Image: Vogue.com.

Ozmosis

There’s no place like home.

There’s no place like home.

And in case you’ve forgotten, home is where the shoe closet is.

Antonio Berardi SS12 Red Strappy Pumps on Exshoesme.com

Antonio Berardi's show-stopping strappy stilts for SS12.

I’m always at home in a pair of heels. Flats feel so foreign…

Image: Elle.com.

Stirred Up

I’ve been watching the Spring/Summer 2012 shows with one eye. The other is firmly on FW11, because the cool September breezes have me thinking about what I want to wear you know, right now.

But I always have a view on next season’s story – whether I am ready to tell the tale or not.

Well, this plot line just thickened and something is a-stir.

Victoria Beckham SS12 Leather Stirrups on Exshoesme.com

Trend it like Beckham. Victoria Beckham SS12 leather stirrups with Louboutin stilts. Now that's a kick!

Image: Vogue.com.

Kick Start

It’s that time of year – time to start things up again and time to put on a few extra layers.

Are you ready for back to cool?

Celine Red and Black Pump FW11 on exshoesme.com

Celine's pump of perfection for Fall.

Image: Vogue.com.

Social Climbers

No need to climb your way to the top my dears.

These darlings will raise your social status on their own.

Vine and dine, anyone?

YSL SS11 Strappy Black Sandals on exshoesme.com

Thorny prospects are softened in suede at YSL SS11.

Alexander Mcqueen SS11 Viny Black Sandals on exshoesme.com

Porcelain prancers at Alexander McQueen - will have you climbing to new heel heights. Delicate, yet deadly.

Images: Elle.com and Alexander McQueen, respectively.

Hot to Trot

So apparently, it’s been cool in London this season.

You can always give off heat.

Plus, you now have a reason to wear stilts and studs in Summer.

Always look at the positive side, my dears.

Burberry SS11 Stilts and Studs on exshoeme.com

Like you need an actual reason to wear these?

Image: Burberry.

Walking Daggers

These give a whole new meaning to the phrase, killer heels.

Terry De Havilland Gemma Dagger Ankle Boots on exshoesme.com

Terry De Havilland's dagger boots.

They’d work well with the jewellery from Eina Ahluwalia’s Wedding Vows collection.

Image: Selfridges.com.

Red Rollout

Some things were just made for the red carpet.

Me in Alaia Flats on exshoesme.com. Photo by Jyotika Malhotra.

Me, in Alaia flats on Bloor Street, Toronto.

Hissy Fit

Your inner Cleo will love these wrap-around reptilian roadsters.

Marc Jacobs SS11 Bronze Snake Sandals on exshoesme.com

Marc Jacobs SS11 snakeskin sandals.

Not that you will actually want them to touch the road, of course.

The colour combinations are delicious – just don’t have a hissy fit trying to figure out which one is best for you.

Marc Jacobs SS11 Purple Snake Sandals on exshoesme.com

Add a little regal to the reptile and opt for a purple and gold combination.

I want both.

What? Cleo was all about excess, wasn’t she?

Images: Elle.com.

Making a Point

I was never trained on runners – trainers in some parts of the world.

I’m not sporty like that.

But sometimes, a girl needs to walk for miles.

That need for comfort shouldn’t mean having to change your fashion personality.

Mr. Yamamoto, thank you for making it a point to think of us girls, who have a little goth in their spirit.

Y-3 SS11 Black Pointy Toed Sneakers on exshoesme.com

Past the point of no return: Y-3 SS11 sneaks.

Y-3 SS11 White Pointy Toed Sneakers on exshoesme.com

In these, you can go summer goth. It might even pass for 'sporty' in some circles.

These are screaming for a skinny, ankle-length, black, tailored capri and breezy, white linen shirt.

Ooh…summer me might just come out yet!

Images: Vogue.com.

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